Tue 29 Jan 2008

German researchers have made a colossal discovery that will have great impact on men from all over the world. After extensive research, they have concluded that a man can increase his life span if he stares at a woman’s chest for 10 minutes per day. Reportedly, taking on this activity can make men live five years longer than they normally would.
This study has been published in a medical journal called New England Journal of Medicine, by a team of German researchers. Their conclusion was very clear: men that take a 10 minute peek at a woman’s cleavage gain 5 years of life.
The whole essence of this theory lies in the size of the breasts the man stares at. In order for this theory to yield results, the breasts have to be luscious. One can’t stare at just any kind of breasts and expect to live longer! It is imperative for the breasts in question to be voluptuous.
Dr. Karen Weatherby considers that 10 minutes of looking at breasts the size of Pamela Anderson’s are equivalent with 30 minutes of physical exercises.
The article details the manner in which the experiment that led to this conclusion was conducted. The experiment lasted for 5 years, during which 100 men undertook the difficult task of staring at different types of cleavages. After 5 years they came to the conslusion that this wasn’t only a fun job to do, but it also had positive effects on their health. Doctors monitored their health state during the experiment and their findings were astonishing. Men had considerably lower blood pressure and a more regular pulse.
As a result, doctor’s advice for men over 40 is to look at large breasts on a daily basis. With such a prescription, who wouldn’t live longer?
