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The Story

On the 18^th of May DreamWorks SKG is about to release the third film of the very successful Shrek series – Shrek the Third. The new movie is based on the same ideas of friendship and love in a fictional animated setting only that this time Shrek and his adeventurous mates are looking for a new king for Far Far Away and a baby is on its way.

In the second movie (2004) of the series Shrek the Ogre finds his love, the charming princess Fiona who transforms at night into an ogress and who is, at first at least, very reluctant to reveal her own real identity. When he married Fiona his last intention and priority was to rule the land of his father-in-law. On the sudden death of king Harold Shrek quickly becomes fitted suitable for the throne. The unexpected and unwanted royal duties put a great pressure on the green smelly ogre who has no other solution than to look for a fitted king lest he should become - willy nilly - the ruler of Far Far Away. Read the rest of this entry »

Born in the UK 57 years ago and migrated to Australia in 1977, Tim Patch does more with his penis than any other man in the world.

The worldwide appreciated artist uses as brush his own penis to paint almost all kind of subjects from landscapes to portraits and from female nudes to caricatures. His approach to painting techniques consists in dipping his penis in the paint and then applying it to a canvas. Although a modest man – former construction worker in Brisbane – Tim Patch likes to be called ‘Pricasso’. Like the famous Picasso he might be considered one of the greatest artists in the world only that he is the greatest ‘penile artist’ ever.

His works are sold at fairly high prices starting from $200 (Australian $300) and he claims that his clients leave the exhibitions and the art galleries satisfied with … their acquisition, of course. Tim, aka Pricasso, is, in his everyday life a married man, father of four. He told AFP that he still does a bit of construction work just to compensate and subsidize his ‘meager income as a struggling artist’. Read the rest of this entry »